Over on Facebook, I've been updating my status with a "news story" for the last couple of days. Now, before I go deleting it off of my Wall (I hate Wall clutter), I'm going to copy it here so that I might remember the tragedy that occurred.
DAY 1: 12-10-08
3:45 AM: Jesse is fairly certain that Adam Clayton is being held hostage by the rest of U2 for a ransom of $200,000,000. Let's pray that he makes it out alive.
9:18 AM: New update on the Adam Clayton hostage crisis. Insider info suggests that an armed U2 has been supplemented with troops from Hootie and the Blowfish.
3:29 PM: In a surprising turn, Creed reformed in order to free captive Adam Clayton, but were brutally massacred by U2. And the people rejoiced.
6:44 PM: All hell has broken loose, literally, as John Lennon has come back from the dead to rescue Adam Clayton. Will Zombie John Lennon be successful?
9:15 PM: Oh no. Zombie John Lennon has infected Bono and the Edge, who have in turn created Zombie Hootie. They have devoured the Blowfish and Larry Mullen Jr.
DAY 2: 12-11-08
7:43 AM: Overnight, the Red Hot Chile Peppers, Jewel, and Tom Jones tried stopping Zombies Lennon, Bono, Edge, and Hootie, but were turned into zombies themselves.
9:48 AM: Adam Clayton is free thanks to the efforts of the Rolling Stones. The zombie musicians had no effect on the Stones, who have been dead for years. Hooray!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
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Clutter is clutter no matter where you put it.
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